Most of the time UNBELIEVABLE Some of the time AWSOME, All of the time BEAUTIFUL,
Most of the time SIZZLING, Some of the time MYSTERIOUS All of the time CHARMING,
Most of the time ATTRACTIVE, Some of the time ELEGANT All of the time ADORABLE
Most of the time CREATIVE Some of the time BRILLIANT All of the time INTELIGENT
Most of the time INVITING, Some of the time ENTICING All of the time DESIREABLE
Most of the time LOVEABLE, Some of the time HOT All of the time SEXY
WHAT LUCKY MAN IS WITH YOU!
ON DOING IT
Some people can do it all alone. Others need someone to do it for them. Some will do it together. While others will prefer to watch.
Some people are in love. Others are not. Some will like it spicy hot. While others will prefer to buy.
Some people can do it upside down. Others take someone sideways Some will do it bottoms up While others will prefer a suck
Some people can do it all week long Others need someone to remind them Some will scream with pleasure While others will prefer a moan
Some people will do it married Others will have it with a friend Some will do it sun or rain While others will just as soon abstain
Some people will do it nice Others need to be drunk Some will be romantic While others will be cold as ice
No matter what your habit In life as in your bed A fuck is nothing but a fuck, Be you a turtle or a rabbit
ITS ONLY WORDS
I used to say I made love to a woman We used to say we made love to each other.
Today words have changed The way lovers speak: You are beautiful and hot. I want to eat your wet pussy. Suck my hard cock, bitch. Nice boobs! Nice ass! Wanna fuck?
You express love as a commodity A product to be had and discarded. What ever happened to lets make love, Instead of open wide for chunky?
A KISS
A kiss was a sign of affection. A long kiss was an embrace. A French kiss was an invitation Today a kiss don’t mean nothin!
I WILL TRY ANYTHING ONCE I will try anything once! And have tried everything once. The things I really enjoyed I did more then once But the things I didn’t like I only did once.
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN and other comments!
When was the last time you asked for breakfast in bed? You don’t remember, that’s well said! A bed is for sex and kisses, Tender caresses, moans and bliss’s BUT not for food! Unless of course you want to drink Sweet nectar from her lips.
When all is done and all is said, If you want breakfast in your bed Either sleep in the kitchen, Or give mutually consent To postpone each other’s breakfast Till all your sex’s content.
MEN ARE MORE EQUAL THEN WOMEN
It has been said to me That men and women are equal. Equal in what I asked? Equal in their right To education, jobs, and salary, Equal in their right To choose, decide and determine Equal in their right To live their lives as they see fit! I thought about it for a second And then blurted out, Men and women are created equal But men enjoy much freer lives Women are bearers of children While men just fuck their wives
PEACE TO THE SEXES
Men and women Have been searching For over 2000 years now To find an end to The war of the sexes If the search for peace Has taken this long With no solution in sight. Our chances of finding An answer in the future Is anything but bright This situation I’m sad to say Doesn’t speak highly about Collective bargaining today.
UP 4 A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Up for a one night stand dude? You might say I’m in the mood To blow your precious horn real good
Up 4 a one night stand babe? You might say I wanna get laid To grip your ass and have her made
A one night stand it started out, We fucked all night And morning came Your up was down And mine the same
May I see you more than twice? To get to know you would be nice.
ON LOVING YOU
I need you. Therefore I love you. Had you said I love you Therefore I need you I might have considered Your offer.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
Yes, you are a beautiful woman. Beautiful beyond beautiful! What I want to know is, Are you a nice person too?
THE END
The best part of a relationship Not the beginning is. Nor what comes around the bend No, the best part of a relationship Is that it will come to a timely end
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